bearded\ clam

bearded\ clam
1. (bearded clam) (1710↑, 238↓)
Slang for hairy, and often fishy pussy. See: [alcove], [bat cave], [bear trap], [bearded taco], [beaver], [bermuda triangle], [box], [bucket seat], [cake], [chuff box], [cockpit], [cooch], [coochie], [coochie-pop], [coose], [cooter], [cooze], [crack], [crawl space], [cum depository], [cum dumpster], [cuntcake], [cunt], [cunny], [donut], [dripping delta], [felted mound], [fillet-o-fish], [finger hut], [fish], [fish taco], [front bum], [fly catcher], [fuckhole], [garage], [gash], [gates of Heaven], [golden doorway], [Grand Canyon], [growler], [hatchet wound], [heaven's door], [hole], [honey cave], [honey pot], [hot box], [jaws of Hell], [lobster pot], [loins], [loose meat sandwich], [lotus], [love box], [love canal], [lower lips], [meat wallet], [muff], [nooch], [nook], [nookie], [peach], [pearly panty gates], [pocket], [poon], [poontang], [purse], [pussy], [quiff], [quim], [rat trap], [scratch], [sheath], [slash], [slit], [snapper], [snatch], [space], [split], [stench trench], [tampon socket], [temple], [thingy], [tool shed], [tuna], [tunnel], [twat], [undercut], [vagina], [vertical smile], [wishing well], [whisker box], [womb], [x], [yoni]

No, bearded clam is not on the menu.

2. (bearded clam) (715↑, 120↓)
Slang term for the vagina.

Andrew spent his summers in Maine in search of the elusive bearded clam.

3. (Bearded Clam) (597↑, 65↓)
Hairy snatch, vagina or pussy

Dude, pass the floss. I had me some bearded clam last night.

4. (bearded clam) (452↑, 100↓)
A very hairy [vagina].

I had to part the Bearded Clam forest just to get to the sweet tasting flesh-cave

5. (bearded clam) (451↑, 115↓)
unshaved vulva that hides the wonderous vaginal opening

Her bearded clam was closed, but I pried it open with my fingers, transferred her [love juices] to the [head] of my [dick], and gently began to slip it to her.

6. (bearded clam) (359↑, 89↓)
slang term for a vagina, in which the female does not shave. If you choose to go down on her, you'll probably get pubic hair in your teeth.

Man, I hooked up with this hot chick the other day, but I didn't eat her out because she had a bearded clam.

7. (bearded clam) (295↑, 38↓)
When a woman has an unshaved vagina.

I took her pants off and was distracted by her bearded clam.

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8. (bearded clam) (232↑, 13↓)
unshaven female genitals having a growth of hair

her pussy looked like a bearded clam

9. (bearded clam) (228↑, 15↓)
An obscene word for a hairy, fishy pussy

Prepare to dance with the bearded clam.

10. (bearded clam) (230↑, 25↓)
fur burger, (hold the ketchup) camel toe, snack crack, snatch patch

My friend will have the usual bearded clam, and a fur burger, hold the ketchup, to go.

11. (bearded clam) (240↑, 37↓)
bushy vagina

man shes got a fuckin' bearded clam

12. (Bearded Clam) (238↑, 38↓)
A Pussy that is very hairy.

My ex-Girlfriend has a Bearded clam.

13. (Bearded Clam) (219↑, 21↓)
An unshaved, salty, wet, and often fish-like piece of pune.

Lance's mom has an awesome bearded clam.

14. (bearded clam) (249↑, 56↓)
womans genitalia
15. (bearded clam) (226↑, 39↓)
yeah it's a vag. i distinctly remember hearing it called so on a Vh1 interview with Boy George... so that's prolly one of the main contributers to it's popularity.

Um, I stuck her in the bearded clam. And it felt good.

16. (bearded clam) (234↑, 50↓)
pussy

Her camel toe looked like a bearded clam

17. (Bearded Clam) (203↑, 35↓)
Abundantly hairy front bum, dungeon, tomato barmcake.

Oh, the bearded

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18. (Bearded Clam) (212↑, 46↓)
Sea Food,Louisiana delicacy

The best time for clams is early in the day, but the Bearded Clams are so good, you need to see a dentist for a hair cut

19. (bearded clam) (205↑, 57↓)
fish scented dental floss

Stay away from the bearded clam.

20. (bearded clam) (152↑, 15↓)
vagina

hey, show me your bearded clam. Do u have a bearded clam?

21. (Bearded Clam) (20↑, 12↓)
Australian bar slang for a pint of coca-cola without ice.

I'll have a round of Bearded Clam thanks... I said Bearded, get that fucking ice outta there bitch.

22. (bearded clam) (1↑, 1↓)
a wild and hairy vagina

Kayla has vowed to have a bearded clam until she gets laid again.

Author: feathersofanarrow http://bearded-clam.urbanup.com/5578422
Related: pussy, vagina, cunt, snatch, twat, beaver, muff, cooter, box, gash, poontang, cooch, slit, fish taco, coochie, poon, meat wallet, vertical smile, cum dumpster, hole, quim, snapper, bearded taco, fuckhole, honey pot, cockpit, hatchet wound, cooze, fly catcher, love box, love canal, peach, tampon socket, crack, cunny, fish, bear trap, finger hut, nookie, stench trench
Last updated: 2012.02.29

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